Steve Jobs makes announcement; industry press goes wild.

Late news this morning – Apple Inc’s Steve Jobs has just announced that he has released a new “iPoo” – it’s similar to existing piles of poo, with the exception that it has a picture of an apple on the outside, and it can only be used in conjunction with the previously released “iLoo”. It’ll also cost five times more than anyone else’s poo.

One Response to Steve Jobs makes announcement; industry press goes wild.

  • Orange says:

    Yay, for we worship the enlightened one, the Jobs, at the altar of the fruit. Oh great enlightened one, show us the latest reincaranation of someone else’s idea. For we cannot resist any i you allow us to purchase at exorbitant prices to fill our meager and void lives. and fuel our self-esteem until the next announcement. Hail to the fruit. Hail to the fruit. Hail to the fruit. Halleluja!

    Amen.

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