First off, know that this post will most certainly contain explicits (eg. foul language) so if you’re of a sensitive nature OR under age you probably shouldn’t read any further.
Well – the weekend started off with the weather being rather pleasant. At least at 7am when i got up saturday morning it was nice. I knew that my wife was expecting some pants to be delivered from a Meyers store in town because they forgot to take the security tag off them when she bought them earlier in the week – and she needed them for a wedding we had to go to later that day.
The gentleman arrives and knocks on the door and the first words he say is “I’m sorry mate, but i think i have some bad news” – first thought was “the pants!!”..but no. it wasn’t the pants, which he had with him in a Meyers bag for me. No, it was much much worse than that.
Before i go into things, here’s a few issues I have with people who are either:
1) incapable of respecting the property and/or privacy of other people.
2) too stupid to realise that when you haven’t paid for something, it really isn’t yours.
3) inbred to the extent where their intellect and common knowledge cannot conceive of the term “property”.
I don’t tolerate people who cannot, in any way, help themselves when they see something they want – which isn’t theirs – and take it…in other words, i hate fucking thieves……
Now – what was it that pissed me off? Well, some punk ass fucking kid (i term it kid regardless of age, seeing as they can’t possibly have developed further into maturity) apparently decided that my car contained valuables which shouldn’t be owned by me. The news i got was this “listen, i think somebody’s smashed in your driver side window mate”. I was like??? say again? in this VERY quiet neighbourhood somebody’s demolishing cars? or wasn’t i getting the gist of what actually happened?
So i trapsize out to the front of our house where my car was parked and could clearly see the leftovers of my window lying on the ground.
I love my car and some punk ass touched it! not only did this idiot actually touch it with his hands, but he actuall broke the window.
I keep my car pristine looking – i wash and wax it every weekend – i drive it quite gently (meaning, i don’t zoom around like some moron)…basically i take VERY good care of it. dont miss a service, checks the oil frequently..etc etc…and some fucknut put his hands on it.
Luckily i’m ensured (guess it comes in handy for the first time in more than 10 years of driving without an accident or a claim) by the RAC – which some say are dearer than most other insurance companies, but the thing is i pay very well for service..not just for a piece of paper.
I didn’t even have to explain to the claims agent that I seriously loved my car and really wanted it fixed like..now!..no, while i was on hold he sorted out for me to bring it to Instant Windscreens in Osbourne Park and get it fixed within 45 minutes. I was damn happy – but, unfortunately they couldn’t get the window tinting done at such short notice..but i can quite happily live with that for a couple of days.
So it ends all good – but since Saturday night i’ve slept in the living room with a golf club and the dog next to me – just hoping somebody will come back…actually, i’d like to advertise the opportunity for some dumbass to come visit my car again very soon….i promise, it wont hurt..for long.