* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
* What is the meaning of life?
* I love you. Will you marry me?
* What’s the best phone? (ask repeatedly for different answers)
* Open the pod bay doors, Siri (keep asking)
* Where can I find a good Scotch?
* Which is better, AT&T or Verizon?
* Who’s your daddy?
and finally, try telling Siri:
* I need to hide a body.