Question: Why are you wearing leopard skins?

Answer: Curses, so that is why we are spotted.

Joking apart, we really have been spotted. Read this..

Who needs a partly eaten apple or a penguin with a penchant for sitting around?

MVPs answer around 25% of all queries in Microsoft Answers. That is a considerable amount considering how many of us actually present ourselves there.

Way to go, guys. I am still proud to be invited to the party.