.. that will protect you from Microsoft, the evil empire which made use of the computer easy for all. See here..
.. and this is one of the reasons why you should construct a hat at your earliest convenience..
If you are not a technical person, there is an easy video tutorial here.. This particular hat protects against an alien invasion, so I would imagine that it is good enough to protect against a multiplicity of threats.
I started a blog back in 2004/2005 which I noticed was being tracked from a location on Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. It could have been the Washington Post, and then again it could have been a government office. Either way, I didn’t care. If I don’t want anybody to know what I think, the solution is easy. Stop writing in public domains.
Personally, I find it more scary to think that a neighbour or a friend of mine is at this very minute wearing one of these ridiculous hats.
The IoT will make all of this stupidity look like a walk in the park. When you decide to buy a 3D printer, pick one which will make an aluminium hat from a solid billet because that is what you are going got need. Foil will just NOT cut it..