OK, so thatâs a horrible stretching of a song to cover a point, but itâs kind of the way I feel right now â torn between a rock and a hard place.
Some time ago now, I let you readers know that Iâd won an iPad at the Black Hat security conference, and that Iâd be trying it out to let you know what I thought.
First, letâs consider my usage case, and what I am comparing it against.
The iPad is, to my mind, a potential killer device for a few things I like to do:
In common with many people, I have a lengthy commute â at least 40 minutes each way of which is on a bus, so I can happily watch videos. My comparison device in this use case is my Windows Phone â an HTC HD7 (Iâd link to it, but apparently itâs not being sold any more).
The iPad is bulkier, for certain, and I can hold my phone in one hand comfortably for some time. However, making up for this is the fact that the iPad is a larger display and therefore easier to see at a comfortable distance. But watching on the phone isnât bad either.
Syncing to the iPad is accomplished through Appleâs piss-poor iTunes software (of which, more later), which seems to require that my videos be already in a suitable format for the iPad. Syncing to the HD7 requires the Zune software, which is configured by default to convert video and audio in the background without any further assistance from me.
Note that â Zune converts the videos to the right format automatically when necessary, the iTunes software simply shrugs its shoulders like a Frenchman and refuses to cope.
Because of this, I can sync to the HD7 from more sources, and more easily and automatically than to the iPad.
However, the winning step that the iPad has for me comes from a combination of its viewing size, and the fact that it can play the audio from my videos to my Bluetooth headset, something that the HD7 currently does not. I have to use a Bluetooth dongle on the HD7 to hear my videos â and thatâs not right, when I already paid for a phone with Bluetooth support.
Itâs worth noting, however, that because the iPad seems to pretend to be a phone, I canât have the appropriate level of Bluetooth support, allowing incoming phone calls to pause my video and let me answer the phone.
So, a narrow win for the iPad there. But keep reading. [Add Bluetooth support for video watching, and the Windows Phone will easily surpass the iPad]
Killer app, no doubt â the size and colours make the iPad superior for reading comics. For other books, you canât really beat a Kindle, because itâs the size and shape of a book. The iPad does seem to suffer in daylight as well, not that we get much of that around Seattle â but we clearly get enough for this to be a noticeable problem for me.
The Kindle Fire is a more subtle device than the iPad in this use as well, since it doesnât take up as much space. The battery life, as well as the use of standard charging cables (read: I already have dozens of the things, as opposed to having to look for the one wonky, too short cable that came with the iPad) makes the convenience factor that much greater.
However, Iâve even read my comics on the Windows Phone. Itâs not that bad a format, because the display is so high a resolution.
Winner: Kindle Fire. Of course, I would say that. But since the Fire has no Bluetooth audio, I canât use it on the bus as comfortably for my videos.
The iPad is certainly convenient for this, with free Twitter and Facebook apps, as well as a web browser to use the online versions. The iPadâs desire to keep pushing text further and further to the right of the screen, in ever-decreasing strips of window, make it incredibly difficult to read some items.
In comparison, while the Windows Phone does have a free Twitter and Facebook app, and access to the web, it doesnât actually need any of these, because there are the âMeâ and âPeopleâ tiles, through which you can read notices from all your social media sources (Twitter, Facebook, Linked-In, MSN Messenger in my case). This gives a more natural, integrated feel to the communication, and it feels more like Iâm sharing with my friends than Iâm using this or that app.
Winner: Windows Phone, hands down. [But it would be nice to have Bluetooth keyboard support]
OK, the iPad wins hands-down on this one. Thereâs a Skype app in beta for the Windows Phone, but my HD7 has only a rear-facing camera, and the Fire of course doesnât have one.
Winner: iPad (but only because I have a 1st-gen Windows Phone)
The iPad has no Flash support â but then nor does the Windows Phone.
The iPad uses a webkit-based browser, which comes with a fresh batch of security flaws once a month (as does iTunes). The Windows Phone comes with Internet Explorer â but without the same set of flaws that get patched in your regular Windows update. I strongly believe that the Windows Phone gives me the most secure browsing of any device that I have. But it is a little hard to read.
I got the iPad for free, so I have to bear in mind that for most people, they pay $500 to have it. Itâs not that much better than the Windows Phone. I got the Windows Phone for practically free â one cent on Amazon Wireless, with a two year commitment. But then I was going to get a phone anyway, and the two year commitment is common for phones.
As with every Apple product I have ever used, it seems like they skimped a little on the âfit and finishâ of the software. This leads to small â but constant â irritations. There have been many times Iâve been tempted to throw it to the floor and stomp on it. So far, the iPad has survived largely because I know that if I want to get rid of it, there are numerous people who would happily take it from me. And then I settle down.
So, what are my irritations?
There are some areas where itâs clear that the Apple design philosophy hasnât been communicated well â even to writers of the native apps.
A clear example â how do you delete an item? In iBooks, you swipe to the right, which causes a delete button to appear. You press this button, and the item goes away. In Videos, you hold your finger on an item until a little âxâ appears. You press the âxâ, and are asked if you really want to delete the video. I guess videos are more important than books, that you have to be prompted.
I should say that this is how videos are supposed to be deleted. What actually happens is that you hold your finger on a video for a while. The âxâ fails to appear, because you wiggled your finger a little (really common on a bus). So you let your finger up, and the video opens up. So you close it down again, and hold your finger on the video again. Now the âxâ appears â albeit sometimes in a different place than you expect. So you press it. Damn, missed, because the bus must have hit a bump, so the âxâ goes away. Bring it back! Bring it back! Okay, here it is again, so I can press it finally. And then I get asked if Iâm sure. Am I sure? Am I sure? Iâve only spent the last ten minutes trying to get the damn âxâ up on screen and hit it â of course Iâm sure! And I remind myself not to throw the iPad to the floor and stomp on it.
Yes, I know about the âEditâ button, and that shortcuts one part of the process, but makes it more likely that youâll accidentally delete the wrong video, because it puts an âxâ above each one.
[A short note â the âxâ appears in one of two places â either immediately on the top left corner, or a good half-inch above that. I can see no logic in why it does this.]
In the Videos app, there are three kinds of video. âMoviesâ, âTV Showsâ, and âiTunes Uâ. The âTV Showsâ and âiTunes Uâ items all come from iTunes, so all the videos I put on my system end up in âMoviesâ, no matter what metadata I put on the file. Whereas I never metadata I didnât like, iTunes clearly never metadata. For the iTunes U and TV Shows tabs, each item is listed with details â length, a title, and a description. This is great, although it would also be nice to see which ones Iâm part-way through watching.
For the Movies tabs, however, thereâs only two things showing â a thumbnail, which is the first frame of the movie (oh, and so often, that means it is plain black), and the curtailed title of the video. So, âHave I Got News for You: Series 42, Episode 5â is displayed as âHave I Got News for You:âŠâ â as is every episode of every series of that show. Same thing for âThe Sarah Jane AdventuresâŠâ, or âWho Do You Think You AreâŠâ Yeah, the BBC could choose shorter titles, but the iPad could pay attention to the Subtitle field in the metadata for the episode information. Oh, yeah, thatâs right, metadata is to be ignored.
And thereâs no details on the video â no duration, no description, no indication of whether or not Iâve been watching this video file at all. Iâd like to say âhey, this component of my bus ride is going to take another twenty-five minutes, so Iâd like to watch something that length or shorterâ.
When watching a video, you can âscrubâ through it by dragging a little slider at the top of the screen. Except when the slider is near the middle of the top of the screen, because then youâre going to actually be pulling down the notifications window. If anyone writing this software actually used an iPad, theyâd be experiencing this frustration, and it would have been fixed by now.
To go backward in the user interface of an app, you click the button in the top left. Except that sometimes, the button in the top left takes you somewhere else, like the iTunes store.
You can delete videos all you like, bus joggling allowing, and when youâre done, your storage usage hasnât gone down at all. There is no room for more videos. This one confused me for some time, until I remembered that you never actually close apps when you switch between them. The storage is released, not when you delete the movie, but when you close the app.
That would make sense, if you could actually undelete the movie while the videos app runs, but no. That doesnât happen.
I could carry on, but I just get angrier and angrier. The difference between editing the list of apps you can run, versus editing the list of apps currently running, for instance. One is dismissed by a tap, the other requires that you hit the home button, and I canât remember which one.
So, the first complaint I have about iTunes is the one I have made from the beginning â it includes way too much, and it screws up my system way too badly. What do you get when you install iTunes?
Well, first you get a file called âiTunes64Setup.exeâ. This installs iTunes into âC:\Program Files (x86)â â uh, yeah, that means the â64 bitâ version of iTunes is actually all 32-bit. Then it tells you:
What does iTunes have to do with Outlook? Thatâs crazy.
And then, what does it install? Only another four applications.
When syncing videos to the iPad with the Windows version of iTunes, they are synced with at least one default setting not correctly set.
Thatâd be fine if it was an unimportant setting, but no. The setting is âresume from where I left offâ. That means that every time I switch videos, or close the video application (see previous discussion of why I need to do this to recover storage), the video I want to watch starts again from scratch.
There is a simple fix to this â for every video I upload to the iPad, I have to go into iTunes, select the video, right-click it, select âGet Infoâ, open the âOptionsâ tab, uncheck the box that says âRemember Playback Positionâ (or if I selected multiple videos, set to âNoâ the drop-down arrow labeled âRemember Positionâ), hit âOKâ (there is no âApplyâ), wait for this action to sync to the iPad, then right-click the video(s) again, select âGet Infoâ, open the âOptionsâ tab, and then recheck the box (or set the drop-down box to âYesâ), hit âOKâ and sync once again.
For weeks Iâve been complaining that every USB device on my system has been unreliable â I have to plug and unplug simple USB flash drives a half dozen times before they finally get recognised in Explorer.
Then it finally dawned on me.
One device has been steadfastly reliable, always becoming active and ready to use within seconds of plugging it in. Yes, itâs the iPad.
Acting on this hunch, I removed iTunes, Apple Mobile Device Support, Apple Application Support, Apple Software Update, Bonjour, and even QuickTime (not sure how that got on there). Suddenly all my USB devices connect first time, every time. With the exception of the iPad, of course, which sulks if it doesnât have iTunes (though the same charge can be leveled against my Windows Phone requiring Zune â although that hasnât yet caused all my other USB devices to become unavailable).
Adding iTunes back in to the mix, strangely, has yet to reproduce the same unreliable behaviour. I strongly distrust software acting randomly.
If I could just drag my videos into a folder using Explorer without installing iTunes (since iTunes doesnât actually properly do any of the other things that an intermediate program should do, such as converting video formats, extracting and using metadata, or setting the âresume from where you left offâ option), Iâd be happy without iTunes on my PC at all.
There are other reasons not to like the iPad â itâs too trendy, for one; and itâs not really a $500 product. There are, as I point out above, too many areas where itâs clear that the developers have not finished the job.
I use the iPad simply because itâs free, and has a large display.
Iâd far rather use a tablet that works in a more predictable and controlled manner, where the applications on the device and to sync the device have the flavour of being finished.
But I didnât get one of those for free.
I got an iPad.
And Iâm grateful.
Even if, once in a while, I want to dash it to the floor and stomp it into pieces.