The Empire would like to inform all active storm troopers that contrary to certain rumors afoot Christmas will continue as scheduled. The Emperor believes that in these overly politically correct times, certain traditions that made the empire great should be kept alive.
With this in mind a new uniform must be adhered to affective immediate, and will remain in effect until Jan 1st 2009
Any trooper found to be in violation of this change of uniform will be asked to report to Lord Vader directly
Any issues with this uniform update should be submitted in writing directly to Lord Vader.
Long Live the EMPIRE!
you’re such a geek Ben… 🙂
BTW, why would you have to submit in writing? Sounds a little laborious… I’d use Infopath.
Cheers,
Tim