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  1. 50,000 miles or 3 years, whichever comes first.

  2. Action figures sold separately.

  3. Actual size.

  4. Add toner.

  5. All models over 18 years of age, birth certificates on record.

  6. Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
  7. All rights reserved.

  9. An equal opportunity article.

  10. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

  11. Any use or re-broadcast of this transmission without expressed written permission is strictly prohibited.

  12. Apply only to affected area.

  13. There is no number six.

  14. Approved by the Alabama Department of Agriculture.

  15. Approved for veterans.

  16. Article is provided “as is” without any warranties.

  17. As seen on TV.

  18. At participating locations only.

  19. Avoid contact with skin.

  20. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.

  21. Batteries not included.

  22. Batteries not required.

  23. Be sure each item is properly endorsed.

  24. Beware of dog.

  25. Booths for two or more.

  26. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.

  27. Breaking this seal voids your warranty.

  28. Call before you dig.

  29. Call for current price.

  30. Call toll free number before digging.

  31. Calorie reduced product.

  32. Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.

  33. Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

  34. Caveat emptor.

  35. Check here if tax deductible.

  36. Checkout time is 11:00 AM.

  37. Close cover before striking.

  38. Colors may, in time, fade.

  39. Color may vary from illustration.

  40. Compact car only.

  41. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

  42. Contains small parts which might be swallowed by younger children.

  43. Contents may settle during shipment.

  44. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.

  45. Coupons are not accepted here.

  46. Customers only, all other vehicles will be towed.

  47. Deposit made after 3:00 PM will be added the next day.

  48. Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior.

  49. Do not disturb.

  50. Don’t even think of parking here.

  51. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

  52. Don’t Panic!

  53. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.

  54. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

  55. Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.

  56. Don’t quote me on anything.

  57. Don’t quote me on that.

  58. Do not remove tag under penalty of law!

  59. Do not stamp.

  60. Do not stare at product.

  61. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

  62. Do not write below this line.

  63. Driver does not carry cash.

  64. Drop in any mailbox.

  65. Edited for television.

  66. Employees and their families are not eligible.

  67. Exact change only.

  68. Falling rock.

  69. Failure to fall immediately to your knees in gratitude and eternally thank parents for shelling out $400 and waiting in line behind a smelly woman from Jersey City for two hours to *get* your Sega Dreamcast — especially when you’ve already got a Playstation and a box full of games that are now headed for the next garage sale — may result in bodily injury.

  70. FDA does not disclose, give, sell or transfer any personal information about our visitors, unless required for law enforcement or by statute.

  71. Filmed entirely on location in Huntsville, AL.

  72. First pull up, then pull down.

  73. For a limited time only.

  74. For external use only.

  75. For off-road use only.

  76. For office use only.

  77. For recreational use only.

  78. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.

  79. Guaranteed fresh.

  80. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.

  81. If any defects are discovered please return to an authorized service center.

  82. If condition persists, consult your physician.

  83. If ingested, do not induce vomiting and consult a physician.

  84. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.

  85. In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.

  86. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.

  87. Instructions are included.

  88. Intel inside.

  89. Keep away from fire or flames.

  90. Keep away from sunlight.

  91. Keep away from pets and small children.

  92. Keep cool; process promptly.

  93. Lather, rinse, repeat.

  94. Limit one-per-family please.

  95. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.

  96. List at least two alternate dates.

  97. List each check separately by bank number.

  98. List was current at time of printing.

  99. Lost ticket pays maximum rate.

  100. Many suitcases look alike.

  101. May be too intense for some viewers.

  102. May cause drowsiness, use only as directed.

  103. May cling to nose and mouth and prevent breathing.

  104. May not be available in California.

  105. May ride up with wear.

  106. Monitor sold separately.

  107. Must be 18 to read.

  108. No animals were harmed while creating this website.

  109. No Canadian coins.

  110. No alcohol, dogs or horses.

  111. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.

  112. No animals were harmed during the filming of this production.

  113. No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

  114. No electrons were harmed during the creation of this page.

  115. No money down.

  116. No other warranty expressed or implied.

  117. No passes accepted for this engagement.

  118. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.

  119. No preservatives added.

  120. No purchase necessary.

  121. No right turn on red.

  122. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.

  123. No shoes, no shirt, no articles.

  124. No shoes, no shirt, no service.

  125. No solicitors.

  126. No substitutions allowed.

  127. No Elvis sightings made here.

  128. Not a guarantee.

  129. NOTE: The makers of “Queen Amidala’s Naboo Dream Palace” assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.

  130. Not legal for trade.

  131. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.

  132. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.

  133. Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

  134. No user-serviceable parts inside.

  135. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.

  136. Not a floatation device.

  137. Not recommended for children.

  138. Not responsible for articles left in vehicle.

  139. Not responsible for articles left over 30 days.

  140. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.

  141. Not the Beatles.

  142. Objects are larger than they appear in mirror.

  143. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

  144. Offer valid only at participating sites.

  145. One size fits all.

  146. Other restrictions may apply.

  147. Package sold by weight, not volume.

  148. Penalty for private use.

  149. Percent calories based on a 2000 calorie diet.

  150. Place stamp here.

  151. Please check the overhead storage for article before you exit the aircraft.

  152. Please do not send cash.

  153. Please have your credit card number ready when placing phone orders.

  154. Please have your hand stamped before you leave.

  155. Please insert Disk 2.

  156. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.

  157. Possible penalties for early withdrawal.

  158. Post office will not deliver without postage.

  159. Postage will be paid by addressee.

  160. Prerecorded for this time zone.

  161. Price does not include taxes.

  162. Prices quoted are for double occupancy.

  163. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.

  164. Product has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

  165. Push down while squeezing top.

  166. Quality is Job One!

  167. Quantities are limited while supplies last.

  168. Read at your own risk.

  169. Reader assumes full responsibility.

  170. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

  171. Remove batteries before prolonged storage.

  172. Remove lid, stir and enjoy.

  173. Replace with same type.

  174. Reproduction strictly prohibited.

  175. Restaurant package, not for resale.

  176. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.

  177. Safety goggles may be required during use.

  178. Sanitized for your protection.

  179. Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken.

  180. See label for sequence.

  181. Shading within a garment may occur.

  182. Shake thoroughly before use.

  183. Shipped separately from manufacturer.

  184. Sign here without admitting guilt.

  185. Single use only.

  186. Simulated picture.

  187. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.

  188. Slightly higher west of the Rockies.

  189. Slippery when wet.

  190. Smoking this article could be hazardous to your health.

  191. Some assembly required.

  192. Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.

  193. Some dismemberment may occur.

  194. Some equipment shown is optional.

  195. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.

  196. Subject to change without notice.

  197. Subject to prior sale.

  198. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

  199. Terms are subject to change without notice.

  200. The names of companies, products, people, characters and/or data mentioned herein are fictitious and are in no way intended to represent any real individual, company, product or event, unless otherwise noted.

  201. The trademarks mentioned product appear for identification purposes only.

  202. The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. All other vehicles will be towed away at the owners expense.

  203. This is not an offer to sell securities.

  204. This line for 12 items or less.

  205. This movie has been altered to fit your screen.

  206. This product is meant for educational purposes only.

  207. This side up.

  208. This site is meant for educational purposes only.

  209. This web site is part of a Federal computer system used to accomplish Federal functions.

  210. Times approximate.

  211. To assure entry all items should be postmarked before the 15th of the month.

  212. Unauthorized attempts to defeat or circumvent security features, to use the system for other than intended purposes, to deny service to authorized users, to access, obtain, alter, damage, or destroy information, or otherwise to interfere with the system or its operation is prohibited.

  213. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.

  214. Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended.

  215. Use for any other purpose is expressly prohibited by law, and may result in severe civil and criminal penalties.

  216. Use only as directed.

  217. Use only in a well-ventilated area.

  218. Use other side for additional listings.

  219. Violators will be prosecuted to the maximum extent possible.

  220. Void where prohibited.

  221. Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

  222. Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

  223. We are professionals; Don’t try this at home.

  224. We collect no information from children under 13.

  225. We have sent the forms which seem right for you.

  226. Wet cement.

  227. You may be requested to show your ID.

  228. You may distribute this freely but you may not make a profit from it. Unless you give me some of that profit.

  229. You may now shut off your computer.

  230. You must be present to win.

  231. You must be a least 48 inches tall.

  232. Your canceled check is your receipt.

  233. Your mileage may vary.

  234. Your pizza will be ready in 10 to 15 minutes.

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