Best IT Joke of the Year

Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. “Guess what,” says the first IT guy, “yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar.” “What did you do?” says the other IT guy. “Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off.” “You’re kidding me!” says the second IT guy. “So I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk next to my new laptop.” “Really? You’ve got … Continue reading Best IT Joke of the Year

My Tech Ed 2006 – Boston Sessions…

Ten Reasons Why you need Windows Server 2003 R2 Today Windows Server 2003 R2 is out. You have heard a few things about it, but do you need it? Should you install R2 on every server in your environment? Will your Domain Controllers benefit from installing it? How about your Print Servers? During this detailed session we will dive deep into the world of R2. We will explore 10 or more compelling reasons to deploy R2, but this session is more then just that. We will explain the reasons why and how you will benefit from deploying R2 TODAY.   … Continue reading My Tech Ed 2006 – Boston Sessions…

About Me:

First of all thanks for your interest in what makes me tick, I hope you like what you read. In all honesty, there really is not much to say, though I do talk all the time in person. I am certifiably crazy, I mean nuts – luckily to date the authorities have not caught up with me and put me away.   I love computers; that is all I do and know. I am been working in the field for over 22 years now (I am 40 years old, so yes my whole Adult life). I eat and breathe computers. … Continue reading About Me:

Exchange, SQL, Rights Management, News

Exchange: Mailbox Manager FAQ – Part III http://blogs.technet.com/exchange/archive/2005/04/18/403819.aspx   SQL: Introducing SQL Server 2005 Packaging and Pricing. http://www.microsoft.com/sql/spotlight/images/expand_550x420.gif   Rights Management Services Microsoft Windows Rights Management Services with Service Pack 1 http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=8ef6d80a-6a9c-4fb9-ab51-790980816ffe&displaylang=en   Rights Management Services Administration Toolkit for SP1 http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=b287cec3-b6ca-4c0b-a9f5-11428092cc3f&displaylang=en   Microsoft Windows Rights Management Services Client with Service Pack 1 http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=a154648c-881a-41da-8455-042d7033372b&displaylang=en   RMS Technical Reference http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=3b2fc0cb-0983-4695-8d1f-db65ad2bce92&displaylang=en   Operating a Rights Management Services (RMS) Server http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=7bb12fc5-936e-4b15-8b68-9bfbb8de3a7e&displaylang=en   Updating Your Deployment with Rights Management Services (RMS) Service Pack 1 (SP1) http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=fd5e8074-33a9-4ebc-968d-4ee02ee96e8f&displaylang=en   News: Microsoft to Launch Biggest Ad Campaign http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61900-2005Apr18.html

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