<lol> This is hilarious! 🙂 Here is a simple check off list for flaming forums. I’m not a flamer, but I’ve got to try using this sometime when it would be appropriate. The checks are from its original post.
Official Forum Flame ============================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [X] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Vet [X] Other: Troll You Are Being Flamed Because [ ] You bumped a thread from the last page. [ ] You started an off-topic thread. [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message. [ ] You don't know which forum to post in. [ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof). [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting. [X] You want to sue a company for your bad experience. [ ] You doubleposted. [X] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs). [ ] You posted a X > Y thread. [ ] I don't like your tone of voice. [X] You said/suggested something incredibly stupid. To Repent, You Must: [X] Give up your AOL Internet account [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Go stand in the middle of a freeway In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] I think your IQ must be 6 [X] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online [ ] All of the above