Song of the Day – Day 3

Tuesday we all hopped on buses from our various downtown hotels and were taken to the Microsoft campus. I believe the bus drivers were all instructed to drive us around the entire facility to see the entire layout. Lots of buildings – separated by parking lots, soccer fields, baseball fields, and more parking lots.

The SBS team spent the morning with the other Windows server MVP’s being briefed. The afternoon was spent with the SBS Dev team, with them asking us questions all day. Personally, I wrapped up the day by attending my first Seder meal with Steven Teiger (SBS MVP for Israel)

So, in honor of all the work and effort, I turn to Paul Simon for inspiration:

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
(aka, 50 ways to Fix Your Server)

“The problem is all inside your head”, I heard Roger say to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you with your patches that you need
There must be fifty ways to fix your lover

Les Conner said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope Jeff’s meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of sounding like Nick
There must be fifty ways to fix your server
Fifty ways to fix your server

You just slip out the disk, Cal
Make a new plan, Jim
You don’t need to be coy, Chad
Just upgrade to 2003

Hop on the bus, Cris
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Steve
And reboot the server for me.

Charlie Anthe said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways to get free CALS

Henry said I’m gonna sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you’ll begin to see the light
And then we all agreed that faxing ain’t what it supposed to be
There must be fifty ways to fix your server
Fifty ways to fix your server

You just slip out the disk, Cal
Make a new plan, Jim
You don’t need to be coy, Chad
Just upgrade to 2003

Hop on the bus, Cris
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Steve
And reboot the server for me.


Kevin Weilbacher [SBS-MVP]

“The days pass by so quickly now,  the nights are seldom long”

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