.. and that includes inanimate objects like computers too.
Don’t throw your new Windows 8 computer out of the window in frustration or into snow. It invalidates the manufacturer warranty..
Install a 3rd party Start Menu if it is all too much for you..
Free..
http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/
Costs $5 but is just like Windows 7..
http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/
They make a huge difference to usability, trust me. I use one myself and would be back with Windows 7 were it not for Start8. Now, I have the best of both worlds. I can still get stuff done, and can have a play with the ‘other’ side now and again..
If you need help, go to here..
http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us
It is the largest collection of knowledgeable Microsoft aware people on the planet.
Explain your problem simply and stick to the point.. We don’t need life histories or claims of X years experience in Windows. And no shouting.. 
Whatever you are doing, in a family group or alone, have a great time, and don’t forget to cross your fingers for next year. It may be the only thing that works for you..